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New Keychain Video Interview!

Hi guys,
During my time in Aachen, Germany at the Real Man Conference 2010 I met Scott Mckay and his wife Emily. After sharing a speakers’ dinner with conference organisers Pim and David it became clear that a lot of Scott’s and Emily’s ideas about relationships and dating resonated with mine. We ended up touring Aachen […]

Big Business in Chicago!

Hey guys, Great news, Big Business is running another Humour, Improv and Attraction seminar in Chicago on June 12th! Big Business plays professional comedy shows as well as traveling the world as a Love Systems instructor. He’s extremely qualified to teach humour for attraction and has received rave reviews. Some of you may remember the […]

Keychain at the Real Man Conference 2010!!

Hi guys! This year I’ve been invited to speak at the Real Man Conference in Aachen, Germany on April 10 and 11. I spoke at the first of these events in 2008 (read my review here) and absolutely loved it. It was a fantastic chance to get close and personal with some of the dating […]

Keychain on IamStaggered.com!

Hey guys, I’ve started writing a guest blog on istaggered.com – being a site that has to do with mens’ wedding issues (stag parties, best man speeches etc…) it’s a little different from the usual stuff on how to get women. I’m challenging the readers to follow my blog for a year and am ‘guaranteeing’ […]

Hilary Duff Teaches Girls How To Get Engaged!!!

This is genius. http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/ Good one

Worst Approach Anxiety EVER!!! (VIDEO)

Hey guys, Have you heard of ‘being stuck in your head’, when you overthink everything so much that you’re actually paralysed and cannot act at all? Well this is THE WORST CASE of this you’ll ever see Enjoy! Keys Funniest shit ive seen all day. “propulsion system” to eject from the set ahahahahahahha tweeted and […]

Keychain Exposes Big Business!!! (4/4)

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Phone and Text Book Launch!!!

Hey guys! I’m excited, Mr.M just forwarded me an insiders’ copy of the finished phone and text game ebook and it’s insane! First of all, it’s absolutely huge. This isn’t some shoddy collection of articles that barely touches twenty pages…nope, this behemoth is one-hundred and seventy five pages long! I get so many emails from […]

Keychain Exposes Big Business!!! (3/4)

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Keychain Exposes Big Business!!! (2/4)

Part 2/4 of the audio interview with professional comedian Big Business:

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Keychain Exposes Big Business!!!! (1/4)

Hey guys, That’s right!! I’ve finally tracked him down and exposed him for the evil scoundrel that he is!! Hahaha, at last the truth is out!! Just kidding. What I actually have today is way cooler than that. You probably caught my recent post announcing Big Business’ upcoming Humour and Improv Seminar. You can read […]



Big Business Launches His Humour Seminar!

Hi guys,
On January 31st in New York City, my good friend Big Business is launching a seminar entitled Humour & Attraction!

A Word on Seminars
I’m often invited as a guest attendee to expensive dating seminars and I’ve noticed something. A lot of people running these things have a very surface level understanding of their topic, gleaned […]



Ode to a Wingman

Thundercat ranks Keychain #8 Pick-Up-Artist in the World!!!

Hey guys, Today, Thundercat posted his famous Top Ten List of Pick-Up Artists of 2009 and…I’m on there!!! That’s right, my intern called me this morning to inform me that I’ve been ranked #8 in the world!!! I’m really excited! To be on the same list as so many of my heroes is an honour. […]

Famous Ladies’ Men 2: Woody Allen

In this second installment of my light review of famous ladies’ men, we turn our attention to Woody Allen. With professional success ranging from screenwriting, directing, acting, music and many other areas it’s a wonder Allen (born Allen Stewart Koningsberg) had any time at all for the ladies! But time he had – marrying several […]

Famous Ladies’ Men: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hey guys, From time to time I’m going to discuss famous ladies men, either in short essays or footage-analysis formats (as below). I’d love to hear from you guys about the ‘famous ladies’ men’ that you’ve learned from – drop a comment below with suggestions as to who you’d like me to analyse next! Check […]

Keychain Recommends…

Hey guys, I just got back from the bootcamp in Melbourne, Australia. What a blast! The students were all awesome guys and it was so much fun hanging out with Sheriff, 5.0 and Elate. I actually have some pretty crazy stories to tell from that weekend and you’ll probably be seeing a couple FR’s and […]

Keychain’s KJ Challenge!

– The Challenge of Kings… Defining a Keyboard Jockey KJ is the acronym for the phrase ‘keyboard-jockey’. He’s the kind of guy who has read Magic Bullets back to front, can quote entire passages from the Classic Writings and impresses his friends at lair meetings with his impressions of Jeremy from the interview series: ‘Hi […]

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